Former Nacho Leader Ryan Referred to FBI in Prank Gone Wrong

FJORD, Nacho Army Empire – Recently, CPA Central published a post highlighting Ryan’s obsession for cross dressing and public humiliation, after learning that he had stopped due to the embarrassment of such events, I visited the Nacho Army chat today in order to learn that Ryan was still continuing on with these dangerous online actions.

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Current Situation With Kings of Club Penguin

UNKNOWN TERRITORY,Kings of Club Penguin Territory – In midst of war with the Thugs of Club Penguin, digging and uncovering information has occurred which has led to a shocking revelation that has a dramatic impact on the current Kings of Club Penguin Army.

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Nacho Army and Army Republic Clash Over Disputed Invasions

UPDATE: Despite being told otherwise by MemeBean, AR Leader – the Nacho Army have produced a screenshot claiming that AR did not have ‘Iceland’ on their Nation Page. MemeBean told CPAC that Iceland was there’s when Nachos scheduled the invasion so we now invite the AR to prove through their revisions that they did indeed have a claim to ‘Iceland’ and that on Wednesday 4th January – Thursday 5th January was in fact on their Nation Page.

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Nacho Army Empire – The Nacho Army and Army Republic have taken a break from fighting on Club Penguin to having a war of words on both communication software, XAT and also their respective blogs. The Nacho Army has claimed that the Army Republic have no land and therefore can not invade, while the Army Republic has disputed this.

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Former Nacho Army Leader Calls For Major Shakeup In Leadership

FJORD, Nacho Army Empire – Following a rather controversial coalition announcement seeing the Nacho Army become allies with the Army of Club Penguin and a new botting investigation, former Nacho Army leader, Dan101 is calling for the removal of Nacho Leader, Ryan.
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Special Report: Badboy Confirms Multilogging and Treachery in Doritos

SUMMIT, Doritos Capital – For the past year, many have been accusing the Doritos of not playing fairly. But after months of accussations, deductions and multiple exposure posts, the Doritos have finally been confirmed of multilogging.

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