Olimad Appointed ACP Leader – Promises to Raid Only Straight Armies

KLONDIKE, CPA Central, Bam’s Trailer – With the end of Club Penguin coming closer and closer – Today ACP and worthless administration mad a drastic move to appoint well known bot raider and total noob, Olimad into power as ACP’s newest leader. This comes as a shock as just nearly a day and half ago Olimad promised to “rad” tons of armies.

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Elmikey Celebrates 21st Birthday with “Weed and Cheese Pizza”f

KLONDIKE, CPA Central, Bam’s Trailer – With the end of Club Penguin coming closer and closer – Today RPF and other worthless armies celebrate the 21st birthday of their beloved ruler and legend, Elmikey. Lets take a quick over view of these amazing turn of events.

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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? SWAT’s Generation Count

Mammoth, SWAT Capital – Badboy, SWAT Legend, has officially announced the shut down of the SWAT army. Will one of the most recent Top Ten contenders these past few years finally end, and how will this shut down affect other armies?

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Huge Achievement For CPA Central

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – This year, CPA Central found out that 2017 will more than likely be our last year of supplying service to this great community following the shocking announcement that Club Penguin would be closing down in March of this same year. Just a month removed from that announcement, CPA Central has now accomplished one of our personal goals – We have officially trended on twitter.

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[SATIRE] Nacho Army Colonizes Crossdressing Shops World Wide

FJORD, Nacho Army Empire – Upon a visit to the Nacho Army chat, CPA Central has uncovered a disturbing truth about a Nacho tradition going on among the troops in both Ownership and Moderator ranks. For the full story involving Crossdressing and Humiliation Kinks, feel free to read on for more!

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CPAC Comedy Central #3

KLONDIKE, CPA Central, Bam’s Closet – With the recent Bot Raids plaguing the community, the staff of CPAC’s “Comedy Central” have planned an amazing response that could perhaps save our community as a whole. Prepare to be offended and triggered as much as possible.

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Mystic Zing: Predictions for 2017

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – We’ve officially said goodbye to 2016 and hello to 2017. With that being said, we’ve called in the mystical readings of Zing King To to predict the future and tell us what is going to happen in the year 2017 in our community.

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CPAC Comedy Central #1

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KLONDIKE, CPA Central, Bam’s Shack – With the recent announcement of CPAC’s “Comedy Central” plans and about 2 days to prepare the first and more than likely last adaption of this column is here! Prepare to be offended and triggered as much as possible.

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An Army Is Not Just For Christmas

KLONDIKE, CP Army Central Headquarters – Hello, while you sit and enjoy your Christmas Holidays, we must remember that while this is the season for gift giving and awful Lynx sets being given to every single boy, there are some people who are adopting armies knowing full well they will lose interest after the Christmas Period.

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Story Time With Goblin

This post is purely satirical and accurately reflects the views of CPAC, CPAWM, and all of its affiliates fully and entirely.  

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