Security Hops From Kings of CP (2) to Ice Warriors

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Empire – After achieving the glorious achievement of a ‘Biggest Noob’ nomination following outlandish claims of being one of the best UK Leaders ever and multiple army hopping offences, Security has now decided to hop to yet another army, this time, the Ice Warriors.

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CPAC ‘End of an Era’ Story Contest


KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – With our community on the verge of death and about to die, we are proud to present the CPAC ‘End of an Era’ Story Contest. This contest will run until the 4th March 2017.

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Huge Achievement For CPA Central

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – This year, CPA Central found out that 2017 will more than likely be our last year of supplying service to this great community following the shocking announcement that Club Penguin would be closing down in March of this same year. Just a month removed from that announcement, CPA Central has now accomplished one of our personal goals – We have officially trended on twitter.

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The Move To CPPS Paradox

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – When the news of Club Penguin shutting down broke, the more sensible of the community began planning the end of days, while others turned to survival attempts, with the most common being that of Club Penguin Private Servers.

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Legends Cup VIII – End Of An Era: Preliminary Round Predictions


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CPA Central Armies Page


KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – One of my many promises when I became Chief Executive Officer of CPA Central was to reform several pages such as the ‘Armies Page’ and the ‘Leaders Page’, I plan to make good of this promise, despite having only a fraction of the time I thought I’d have to accomplish this feat.

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[SATIRE] Nacho Army Colonizes Crossdressing Shops World Wide

FJORD, Nacho Army Empire – Upon a visit to the Nacho Army chat, CPA Central has uncovered a disturbing truth about a Nacho tradition going on among the troops in both Ownership and Moderator ranks. For the full story involving Crossdressing and Humiliation Kinks, feel free to read on for more!

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13YearOldN00b’s Final Departure From Armies

SUMMIT, DCP HQ – After leading the Doritos for months, 13YearOldN00b has decided to retire for good. How will this impact the Doritos? Read on to find out more.

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CPA Central: The Changing Nature And What It Meant For CP Armies

KLONDIKE, CPA Central HQ – It has been just under 8 years since Woton, creator of CPA Central, announced the launch of a new website. He stated that CPAC would strive to be factual, providing news and updating the community on anything that happens within CP Armies, but since then much has changed within both the structure of the website and armies themselves. In this post I will look into what CPA Central has actually meant to CP Armies, and the impact they had as a whole.

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Thugs To Become World Power?

Zipline – Thugs Capital, With the end of Club Penguin pushing in closer and closer we see the rise of the Legendary Thugs of CP, a once small and secluded army now matching strengths to the Top 3 armies. Is this a sign that the future may in fact be purple?

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