Ice Warriors Declare War on the Rebel Penguin Federation

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Empire — Only a week into a new leadership in the Ice Warriors, the army has declared war following RPF’s issuing of an ultimatum earlier today.

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Nachos and Ice Warriors Raid Tuxedo

TUXEDO, RPF Empire – Instead of the scheduled PB between the two armies (Nachos and IW), the army currently at war with the RPF joined the army soon the be at war with them in a joint raid session. This was hours after the IW were given a final warning by the RPF following a chat raid by a 4ic. Surely this now means the RPF will be at war with another army.

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Tensions Rise Between RPF And IW

Tuxedo, RPF Capital – RPF Leader and beloved lord, Elmikey, has just made a post to warn the Ice Warriors. Read on for more.

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Top Ten Armies: 01/26/14

Multiple armies make jumps into the Top Five as another Top Ten comes along.  Continue reading

Doritos Declare War on the Dark Warriors

SUMMIT, Doritos Empire – After coups and retirements in the Dark Warriors last week, they now face a new challenge -War with the Doritos Army.

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Poorly Rated – Time For Change

I looked at the results of the survey and many comments. As you have asked for there will be change coming soon. Being as I am the only satirist in CPAC, the evaluation of myself and the comments following it including the criticism told me that you all deserve some change. And if we can’t get Satire fixed up as a respectable category by this time next month, we will be closing the Satire department. So detailed in this post is going to be a system for change to the Satire system of CPAC.

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CPAC Invasions Review 1/25/14

KLONDIKE, CPAC Headquarters – As the week winds down, the Nacho/RPF war is still being fought in full swing, while the WV/UMA war is beginning to slow down.

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Army of Club Penguin and Ice Warriors Practice Battle

BREEZE, Army of Club Penguin Land – As dinosaurs roam Club Penguin, the two brother allies [Ice Warriors and Army of Club Penguin] have one heck of a practice battle.

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The Invisible Rulebook: Morality in Club Penguin Warfare

Feel free to be offended by any section of this post.

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CPAC Satire 2.0

The viewers of CPAC have demanded new and better satire for their website. I have come to answer your prayers once and for all.

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