The Nachos Declare War On The Army Of Club Penguin

Hello Club Penguin Army Central viewers. My name is Buritodaily, and I have been given the wonderful opportunity to post and report on some of the happenings in our community of armies! I am not an official reporter, but I will be helping out and providing some posts in my spare time to help keep the site active. Now enough of me talking, lets get on to what this post is about. On December 1st, 2012, the Nachos have once again officially declared war on The Army Of Club Penguin.

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Top Ten Armies: 12/02/12

Pre-note: The tournament battles of Sunday are not counted this week- they will be counted next.

Pre-note dos: The descriptions for all armies leading up to the Shadow Troops are written by Blue1. The remaining five are written by Riot.

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LT Uprise Series – Animated Series

Now a lot of you have been enjoying our videos lately and I appreciate the feedback I’ve been getting. Some of you have been wanting to see the LT Uprise series, so I was kind enough to include all of the episodes of this movie series.

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Officially Announcing the Merge of CPWN and CPAC

Hello CPAC viewers

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Army of Club Penguin Battles Pirates on Breeze

Though World War VI is over for the most part, armies such as ACP and the Pirates have still been up and at it.  Yesterday, December 1st, the two armies battled on the server Breeze.  However, on a short notice, the Nachos raided the battle.  Though they were on ACP’s side during the war, the Nachos teamed up with the Pirates for the battle.  It was an exciting and intense battle from start to finish, but who won?

The battle took place at 2:oo pm EST on a Saturday, making the battle time-friendly for both USA and UK troops.  The battle was originally going to be ACP against the Pirates, but early in the morning on Nachos chat, the owners decided they should raid the battle.  All three armies pulled great sizes and had great tactics during the battle.

Below, ACP does and E+3 bomb in a line while the Pirates and Nachos also form lines on the Ice Berg.

Below, the Pirates do an E+9 bomb while the Nachos do an E+H bomb on the Ice Berg.

Below, the Nachos do an E+P bomb while ACP does an E+K bomb in the Mine.

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After the battle, both sides claimed victory.  ACP claimed to have gotten sizes of 20-25+ while the Pirates only had 15-20 in sizes.  ACP also claimed that since the Nachos raided the event, then their sizes did not count.

The Pirates claimed that they and the Nachos each had 25+ as the Nachos claimed the same.  The two armies claim to share the server 50/50 while ACP claims to own the server as well.

Comment with YOUR opinion on the battle?  Which side won?  Did the Nachos’ sizes count?  How much longer will ACP and the Pirates continue to fight?

Tomato 8883 CPA Central Reporter

Christmas Chaos: Ice Warriors vs. DCP

One of the quiet battles of the tournament being very one-sided.

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DCP- None

Short battle with an Ice Warrior Victory and Doritos Forfeiting. Tough luck to Doritos and I wish them good luck at their next Event.

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Due to confusion at the other battle today, I will post the rules as guided for this tournament

The Tournament Code of Conduct

1. No Chat Recruiting one hour before the battle/tourney begins

2. No using allies (unless told so by Bluesockwa1 or Bluesockwa2) or any other army 

3. No rouges will be counted as soldiers

4. No CP Recruiting one hour before the battle/tourney begins

5. No Fake Pictures/”Proof/Evidence” that would put down the other army.

6. No Banning/kicking/zapping/guesting/bribing Judges AT ALL

7. No “Begging”

8. No Hacking/Threatening opposite forces (aka the other army)

9. SIZE DOESN’T MEAN YOU WON.

10. TACTICS DOESN’T MEAN YOU WON.

Christmas Chaos: Shadow Troops vs. United Countries of CP

Probably the most irritating, confusing, most unreal event in this tournament, the battle for the next spot in the Christmas Chaos had more errors than a jumping bean on it’s side. Let’s take a look at the results.

Shadow Troops 27

United Countries of Club Penguin 6

Now, the battle was short-lasted, with UCCP logging off and maxing around 6. However, the judges originally declared that ST had cheated, with using SWAT and DW members. This has been proven somewhat false. UCCP then was told they cheated by going to SWAT Chat and asking for help. SWAT seems to be a big role in this battle, if you couldn’t tell before.

Now, UCCP was originally declared the winner, but it was then proven that the Shadow Troops did not in fact cheat, giving them the edge and letting them move on. The winner? Shadow Troops.

Congratulations.

Moving along quite nicely, the judges, a bit confused, postponed the vote leaving many people banned and left as guests while they decided. Confusing, yes, but ST was finally declared the winner and giving a final warning from violating the Code of Conduct.

Now, because Tomato, Vetsd, and several others asked me to do this, here is the Basic Rules from

The Tournament Code of Conduct

1. No Chat Recruiting one hour before the battle/tourney begins

2. No using allies (unless told so by Bluesockwa) or any other army 

3. No rouges will be counted as soldiers

4. No CP Recruiting one hour before the battle/tourney begins

5. No Fake Pictures/”Proof/Evidence” that would put down the other army.

6. No Banning/kicking/zapping/guesting/bribing Judges AT ALL

7. No “Begging”

8. No Hacking/Threatening opposite forces (aka the other army)

9. SIZE DOESN’T MEAN YOU WON.

10. TACTICS DOESN’T MEAN YOU WON.

Congrats to Shadow Troops on winning. Have a nice day.

Bias: Have some people gone to far? [Edited]

Have we gone to far with this? No seriously think about it.. Some people hate certain Armies and make them out like evil monsters in there posts and even on chats.

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Legends Battle – Vendetta vs. Pochama || Elitesof vs. Pringle

Hello everyone,

Sorry these next videos of the Legends Battle took so long, things came in late and delayed the publishing time, well it’s here now.

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Satire: RE: Tired and Tardy

Joee’s edit: I just can’t believe you’re leaving Warmy 🙁 You were the most amazing, inventive sham leader ever. I’m sure the entire CP Army community will mourn your departure. Live long and prosper.

It is my solemn regret that I, Warmhands4321, CP Army Enthusist and Warm Warriors Founder/Leader will be retiring from CP Armies. I will be leaving… forever. Yes, I know you all love me and would hate to see me go, but I have some specific reasons and motives for my departure. However, first, I’d like commend the Warm Warriors for being the historic, intelligent army they are. I really love you guys. Except you, Mandaa45. You’re a huge slut and should stop getting on tinychat. Go drink some bleach

Anyway, back to why I am retiring. There are several deciding factors to why I am leaving you all, and here are my reasons:

  • I’m 19 years old and have been playing this game for nearly 6 years.
  • My beautiful xat girlfriend/wife recently divorced me, her name was L1z, and she has completely broken my heart );
  • I’ve been doing poorly in school, and senior courses can get tough.
  • I just can’t believe she’d dump me for some “younger” guy in ACP’s leadership with more xat powers. </3
  • CP Armies have inspired me to join the Coast Guard, which I need to prepare for.
  • Some of my nudes were posted online.
  • I miss her so much ;( L1z if you are reading this, I want you to know I love you baby.
  • Fapped on cam and people still make fun of me for it and I don’t know why.
  • My parents are kicking me off the computer more often, something about being “more social” or some crap.
  • My computer has been getting viruses from the pr0n I have been watching.
  • The 2012 Doomsday is getting nearer and nearer, and I gotta be prepared.

However, if the world doesn’t end, I’ll probably come back on Christmas or even before then since my army depends on me and I do everything and you lazy female dogs should recruit by going on Riffy chat and advertising our chat there. And no, just because I am quitting CP Armies forever doesn’t mean you can have my xat powers! Also, you may be asking, “Warm, who is gonna lead the spicy/manly/epic army Warm Warriors in your place?!?” Well I’ll tell you who!

My cousin and neighbor, Blewpaint will be leading the Warm Warriors for me! And so I can always go over to his house and monitor you guys from there.

My cousin also agreed on letting me keep my main owner and admin on site. 😀

I may come back to armies however, if…

  • I get ACP 1ic
  • L1z remarries me on xat and we RP make out.
  • I get CP Army Legend since I’m just so amazing and I sacrificed so much time sitting on chat and logging on CP for an authenic virtual award given to me by a website run by teenagers.
  • Warm Warriors get 1st in Top Ten (I need to speak with Blue1)
  • I start getting better grades.
  • The Warm Warriors die because their leaders are degenerates and I am their one, supreme ruler who they all love and listen to.
  • CPAC elects me as their official Breakfast Club President.
However, the good news is, that although I am retiring from CP Armies forever I may stay on CPAC and post about philosophy for the longest time and then poke my nose in on everyone’s business while simultaneously recreating the old CP Army Council.
Anyhow, moving on. Here are some of my goodbyes;
Pizzarn – Pizza, I know you’re from 2007 and we only met on CP once, I just have to say you inspired me to be so much more than what I was at that time.

L1z – ily bby u b3tiful u so sxy xoxoxoxxxxxxx plz dnt leve me umg nu plz ily su muh

Chloe4589 – We had some fun times together on Vanilla (:<
Chawbumbum –  I’ve loved you forever, we basically grew up together (merterphericerly) the past four and a half years, and you’re like my internet swagbro. You’re my go-to-gay for basically pron and drugs, and I hope we keep in touch even after we leave this stuff for good, you know, despite me already retiring.
Bimpo_da_Bop – Bimp you were mah pimp from like four years ago. I know you don’t even check these sites anymore, I just thought I’d tell you I love you man. Nohomo by the way, even though we were at one point.
Riot – You were great in bed.
Blue1/2 – You were some legit homies <3 I love you guys like I’d love my pet goat (if I had one).
Joee – Please let’s cyber one last time. You were the most manly, epic, spicy bro I’ve ever had. You’re so amazing.
Kayt – You’re like my online sister/daughter thing since for you to exist I had to… uh… wrestle with mom.Oh well, I love you and miss you.
And for everyone else: I love you all <3 except that one girl I mentioned earlier, Mandaa45. You can go hang yourself and make some attention seeking note-card video about it.
Oh well, here at 915+ words I must bid thee farewell. I’LL MISS YOU GUYS.

Good-bye all.

See you guys tomorrow.

-Warmhands4321

If you find this, then you’re sexy and I love you. This post was written by Joee as a mock retirement post. You are all beautiful <3