Shadow Troops Getting Revenge on DCP

Hello, I’m Kooldude, back as a “Trial Reporter”, but I’m confident I’m going to stay on CPAC with the interesting subjects in the army world. Anyways, the vindictive Shadow Troops are declaring war upon the Doritos and are looking relentless. I have a feeling this war is going to be serious.

Why Did ST Declare War?

This is quite simple. In ST’s last generation, they claim the Doritos hacked them. In act of vengeance, the ST are declaring war on the Doritos to “make them pay”. Here is their post:

We are now declaring war on Doritos becouse in are last generation the hacked us.So we are going to make them pay.

It seems ST wants to destroy DCP the same way they “destroyed” them once. However, DCP retaliated with a post that seemed quite confident.

Ok so I was on chat when a ST leader (Venom) pc’d me saying ST was declaring war, I asked why and he said they wanted revenge because we supposedly “hacked” them in their last generation, well ok if you’re still crying about how we totally pawned you last time then we’ll pawn you again. Now here are the invasions/defences CHECK THIS OFTEN as it will be updated throughout the war.

Server Attack & Strategies

Both armies are making some invasions. DCP is invading four servers, while currently ST is only invading one. I think either DCP is trying to end the war early, or ST is using a strategy to start out slow, and if the opposing team starts losing, to go all out in attacks. First, let’s start off with what Shadow Troops are going to try to take from DCP

  • Fog

I guess ST is making a subtle start, bringing in more heat later in the war possibly. Now let’s see what servers DCP is aiming to get.

  • Parka
  • Slushy
  • Sparkle
  • Ice Cold

What I’d like to denote as strange is that though both armies seem to be filled with immense anger, neither have attacked one another’s capital. Maybe it’s a strategy. Could they be attacking the small servers around the empire and edge their way in to the capital? Maybe so.

What Can I Expect?

You can’t promise anything in this war, as every war. However, you can expect a few wins from both sides, and some battles to be highly disputed by both sides. It’s going to be a tough few battles, and it will be exciting to watch this war. Also, you can expect pretty big sizes from both armies. When it’s all over, I think a few armies will join the war even, but the matches will still be close. 

What Do You Think?

I apologize for the inconvenience of no interviews, but it was too late at night for me. But what do you think? Who will win? Will one army die at the end? Is there any strategy going on?

10 Responses

  1. 1st on Kooldude’s post again?

  2. Ok so I was on chat when a ST leader (Venom) pc’d me saying ST was declaring war, I asked why and he said they wanted revenge because we supposedly “hacked” them in their last generation, well ok if you’re still crying about how we totally pawned you last time then we’ll pawn you again. Claiming responsibility for the hack. We’ll make sure to mess them up big time.

  3. when u gonna retire again

  4. that first pic hmm

    u can just get out now

  5. lol, after actually reading this, it appears the the DCP leader admit’s to “Hacking” them, with continues use of the word “Pawn” and “Pawning”. But I can’t prove anything so…

  6. Who will win? VERY good war, slight chance for ST to win
    Will one army die at the end? hard to tell i think both armies
    Is there any strategy going on? yes there is DCP is going on a type of
    all out attack but i think ST will hold there forces in letting DCP come in then they will come at full force so its going to be a flank might be the winning tactic or they may slip and give them those servers buy accident

  7. And you said you didn’t go on 9gag…

  8. The battle between dcp and will not be as major as you are making it sound. St’s troops are not big enough to take dcp also dcp is more of a false army. False army meaning they are not recognized as an army by any other nations. Dcp should just give up with their endless try of getting back into top 10 on anither note wwebestfan is not just hated by many but he is powerhungry.
    -teddy (soon to be reporter)

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