Army Council Meeting + Site

I forgot about the FW since they haven’t been in the Top 10’s lately. They’re invited too.

Hey. I know I missed the last meeting, and I’m sorry, but there were family issues.


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My Final Post

Yes, as you have read, I have been relieved of my position in CPAC. I am okay with this. Unlike most people, I will not complain and cry about it. I was planning to resign this Saturday, due to my busy schedule and an extreme writer’s block, but I was beaten to the punch. This is just a final post to say my farewells. My time here has been a great experience, and it has let me grow so much. I had fun working with my fellow reporters. I’ve made improvements so that I can become a better writer. I hope that whoever replaces me in my position shall do CPAC well. I wish all new applicants good luck. I look forward to seeing many new writers here with amazing writing skills that I have witnessed here. It’s sad to be let go, but I’ve done my time here. I hope that I may be re-hired someday, when I have cured the problems that have kept me from doing what I do best. Well, semi-best. Farewell my friends, may your time here be as valued as mine.
Best wishes for the final time, (possibly),

Mammoth & The ACP March — Fired Reporters

Skloop: Ahhh, this is true, I totally forgot. The ACP were not on Klondike for the defense of Mammoth. So yes, they didn’t have to claim 5 rooms to win. I forgot that – silly derp.

I’ve fixed the post accordingly. CPA Central will recognize the Nachos/IW/DW as the owners of Mammoth.

Hello Again, readers. As this war escalates, slowly developing in to a true World War, we here at CPA Central are here to give you the updates, from the state of the central war server, Mammoth, to the new series of invasions to take place – The Army of Club Penguin’s March of Destruction!

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Legends Page Voting Results||Army Nation||The Fall of the Watex Warriors?

GP: Name That Army, PM Investigation coming soon; sorry for delay.

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DCP: A Switch Of Sides?

Skloop: I want to congratulate everyone – last night, CPA Central reached 600,000 hits! Lets keep on trucking and go for 700K!


Kingfunks4: Wwebestfan has announced on DCP chat and ACP chat that DCP are back to ACP’s side

After Yesterdays  battle of the ACP vs NW, Nachos and IW. The Former DCP Leader and creator, Wwebestfan, posted this on the DCP Site…

Hello troops!

Did you know ACP we’re gonna backstab us? That’s right, the army of club penguin we’re gonna surrender to NW’s side of the alliance, and invade our nation. We will not tolerate this, We helped you ACP in every way. This is how your going to re-pay us?  Think again. I don’t tolerate such things, the things that you are doing, is disrespectful to us, and back stabbing, your done for now, your on your last straw ACP. We have switched sides, we are now on the Nachos and NW side. Never treat us like that again, don’t bother surrendering ACP, we will keep invading you. I can guarantee that, as a respected DCP leader. That’s right, Alfrondo1465 came up to me in private chat on DCP chat, and said DCP needs me back as full time leader, since I came back as temp, we have gotten full chats again.


Bye for now,


The DCP did not come to the last ACP defense, but helped them in multiple other defences. However, retired Leader and creator of ACP, Oagalthorp, replied saying that the ACP are not back-stabing…

The ACP was never going to backstab you. Mchappy never actually said this, nor did any other high-ranking ACP officer. Sure Ven spread a rumor about it, but that’s it.

Would you really turn your back on an ally who risked everything to come defend you in your time of need? . . . And then try to join forces with the very army that has been aiming to destroy you for good?The ACP was never and will never betray you.

This war has really been hotting up, and armies are joining sides and changing sides everyday. If this continues, it could become a World War. I went to get an opinion from an ACP Soldier, Doodygirl.

Interview With Doodygirl, ACP Lt.General

Wwe said ACP are going to invade DCP, but Oagal refused that claim. Did you here anything of an ACP Invasion?


So no high ranks mentioned it?

Nope, not at all. Except yesterday the scroller said “One Invasion and Four Defences”

But that was yesterday, wasn’t it?


As DCP has gone to NW’s side, do you think that will affect the war?

Only a little bit, but it sounds a bit like a world war.

Does it have the potential to be a world war with everyone against ACP?

Not really, when other armies do that, ACP do things like the last Infantry.

Interview Analysis: Doody says that DCP changing sides would only have a little affect. She also states that this sounds a bit like a World War. She also claimed that No high ranks said about back-stabing DCP, but she thinks the scroller might of had something to do with it. She thinks that this doesn’t have the potential to be a “everyone against ACP war”. Like most of the soldiers, knowledge on a DCP war is very small, and no notices are put on ACP’s site.

DCP recentally made it to 5th in the top ten after making a good come back. The ACP fell to third, but there size rose drastically after falling to third. Some people might say they were “Too smug” at the top of the top ten.

Comment your opinion on DCP switching sides!



Oh, yes. Greed, self-corruption. What a dastardly thing.

After all, who could possibly believe that greed was a good thing? And yet, I see it all around us. Something so common, yet so corrosive. Like water on a river front.

My viewers, most of us have spent many months in an army, working up the latter as we first started our careers. I can think of none that have never been a low rank in an army, or at least a rouge.

Now ask yourself, why did you spent so long to get where you are? Why are, many of you, still working at it? After all, progress is slow. How many of you can honestly say you work and are working for the good of others? No, no one would recruit for others, at least not past their army’s banner. People fight for promotions. A dog treat for an ignorant pet. That hope that some day you will overcome the barrings of low ranks and make it to a higher level. It is for self-intrest that you work towards that next rank and attempt to make it past footmen life.

But face it, this is poor living to go by. Most of you will drop out before you reach leadership, and even fewers armies will be remembered for anything.

The truth is that this motive of self-intrest and power is damaging in and of it self. Sure there will be good apples, people who are actually deticated to the army. But there are others who simply follow the booms and leave in the busts. Use their titles to grow and then leave before the shrink. Clawing up the latter will bring out the worst in many. The less-developed will becomes left behind while a man who exerts his will on others becomes the leader.

How can one possibly agree to this system? The only stand-point is that there is nothing better. Something I find most disappointing. It seems that we are given but two options. Either stick with the system or have no ranks at all, which is terrible indeed. No ranks leads to no reward, no reward leads to collapse. The solution, as many things are, could be a middle-ground.

What if there weren’t these heirartical ranks, but there weren’t no ranks at all. What if there was certain titles that each member would achieve upon doing some couragous act. Which would inturn lead to trust and authorship or something of that sort. Until they are built up to a point where they would run for leader, as elections would prevent some corrupted man from become leader.

It is just an untested idea, but it would help curb the exploitation of the grunt. Which is a problem I have mentioned many times before. Ranks are something that needs to be fixed, so people don’t labour months just to get the recognition they deserve and so the forceful don’t become greed-ridden leaders.

Think about it.


“Let us celebrate our successes, but pray to the Heavens that we do not grow to proud.”

Night Warriors vs. ACP: Invasion of Brumby

After losing their capital, Breeze, to the Night Warriors, ACP scheduled an invasion of Fog, the Night Warriors’ capital server. The ACP successfully captured Fog, thus adding it to their server collection. Shortly after the Invasion of Fog, the Night Warriors scheduled a Monday invasion of all of ACP’s servers. The ACP also scheduled an invasion of Ice Palace, same time and day as NW’s invasion.

The NW focused on their invasion of Brumby, planning to re-invade Ice Palace later. Once ACP was finished invading Ice Palace, they quickly jumped to defending Brumby.

Let’s take a look at some pictures…

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Mammoth’s Importance / Fighting for Server A on Server B

BREAKING NEWS: King’s Pizza Palace has now opened up branches in Breeze, Mammoth, Tea, AND Snow Fort!

—————————(King’s Pizza Palace is a proud sponsor of CPAC)—————————


I. Mammoth’s Importance

II. Mammoth Today

III. WWIV(The War for Mammoth)

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Pink Mafias: A CPAC Investigation [UPDATED: 8:12EST]

GP: I’m on vacation, I’ll make a newer, better post soon.

Well, since I have about 35 minutes to investigate and post this, lets get to the point. A few days ago, on the 18th of February, an already known army legend Trickster privately released a post on the Underground Mafias Army stating that he in fact was the legendary and rumored-to-be-gone-forever Pink Mafias, creator of UMA. However, as the post leaked and became public, a huge controversy blew up around the whole thing, and in a matter of hours, it is now one of the biggest topics on and around chats, websites, and no doubt, given the UMA site a huge boost in hits.

So, now, I will lead you, the viewers, through the dark tunnels of the unknown and reveal the truth to you.

Is Trickster Pink Mafias?

Before I get to the nitty-gritty, I’d like everyone to consider the fact that he is nine years old right now, and Pink Mafias was four years ago.

The Uma was created in December of 2006, as a rouge army…
-UMA Website, History page

I am absolutely certain that Pink Mafias was not four to five years old at the time of the creation of UMA. Now, I’d like to point this crucial fact out:

UMA filled many rooms on cp during wars by her leading…
-UMA Website, H.O.F. page

Take notice to the word “her”. This indicates that Pink Mafias was a… a girl? But wait, how can this be? Trickster is indeed a boy. So, I looked further down the page, and came across a familiar name. She was the only girl to ever lead UMA, and she came shortly after Pink Mafias. Her name was Abercombie29, a former ACP co-leader. So, this being my main point, I’d like to revise a few things:

  1. Trickster, being that he is nine years old, could not have been Pink Mafias at 5 years old.
  2. Trickster is constantly saying that he has proof and doesn’t, indicating he does not have proof.
  3. Pink Mafias is a girl, obviously eliminating Trickster.

I’ll update this more later with other points, but for now, dwell on these facts!

Update: Here’s Mchappy’s comment:

Smartuin and I did some investigating ourselves. I checked the IP addresses on ACP site of Trickster and Pink Mafias, etc. They both came out as two different ones. Here are the possibilities of that:
-He moved.
-He is proxing or phising.
-He is faking.
Also, “Trickster” said that he “created” UMA when he was nine years old and indicates that he is fourteen years old now.


ACP Makes a Comeback Victory on Fog

Update: NW pics added.

As part of the raging war between ACP and NW, ACP invaded NW’s capital server Fog, a counterstrike for their loss of Breeze. This invasion was a one-on-one conflict, mostly because Mammoth was being invaded by NW’s allies at the same time. ACP pulled together an impressive turnout that maxed out at nearly 100 troops. NW topped about 35-45. The majority of the invasion was made up of ACP sweeping the server with NW struggling to defend against their strong numbers. ACP claimed the Dock, Cove, Plaza, Snow Forts, Beach, Box Dimension (lol), Forest, Ice Rink, and Ice Berg. NW seemed to stick to the Plaza and Town for most of the battle, although sources said they split up and had one group go around trying to defend rooms. For the most part, it seemed like they didn’t even try to fight ACP.


ACP executes a Cover Bomb while in an “L” formation at the Dock
“ACP claims Dock” Frenzy
ACP claiming the Cove while lined along the shore and vertically from the rock
ACP greets Tom Yellow, a former 2nd in Command from a long time ago
ACP claiming the Plaza
ACP doing Clovers in their circle at the Snow Forts
Point well taken…
ACP claiming the Ice Berg
ACP claiming victory at the Dojo


ACP and NW battling at the Cove
ACP using a Raspberry Bomb on NW

NW circling the Plaza

NW doing a Cake Bomb in their circle

NW's War Faces

NW circling the Snow Forts

NW uses a Flower Power Bomb at the Town

NW Joke Bombs a handful of ACP troops at the Town




ACP and NW weren’t even battling until the last 30 minutes of the invasion, by which time NW had began to shrink, while ACP retained its size. The outcome of this invasion is quite clear, and Vendetta realized it, and surrendered Fog to ACP. As for the aftermath, both sides are being fairly good sports about it, although NW believes ACP is trying to get them hacked, and that the only reason ACP was able to achieve their turnout because of all the retired legends who returned to attend the battle. So far, both sides have gained and lost in this war. Their capital servers have been exchanged, if you will. What does this mean for the rest of the war? Well, it certainly gives ACP a morale boost after their loss of Breeze, but we’ll just have to see if the confidence will carry over to the next battle. NW may have lost their capital, but it’s certainly possible that they could turn it around and be victorious as ACP has this weekend. A positive for NW is that their allies supposedly gained control of Mammoth. The issue with that, however, is that the invasion took place on Klondike (seems to be a recurring server, hmm?), so ACP does have a valid argument in protest of the invasion. But that’s for another post that will hopefully be covered by Person!

Good job to both ACP and NW, they did their best today, victorious or not.

So, what do you suppose will happen next?

~Lorenzo Bean