Title says it all. I, Godzilla Ham, am retiring from all Club Penguin Armies and Club Penguin Army Central. Why?

1. I have been recruited into the Under 13 Girls’ National Soccer Team USA. I have to go to 2-hour practices 3 days a week, along with tournaments (3 games Saturday-Sunday) every week. That’s 5 days a week of soccer, plus school, homework, and other activities. It would be almost impossible to make posts, go on chat, and attend events. Even if I could find the time to do it, it would be rushed. I simply can’t be active anymore.

2. No one respects anymore. Just about everyone hates me. Because of this, going on chat just isn’t fun anymore.

So that’s why I’m retiring. Here is a list of people I would like to thank:

50 cent: Nice guy. Included me in stuff that no one would even think about including me in. I hope you have a successful career.

Pwn: Always made me laugh, even when I was down. If you ever rejoin the Nachos, I hope you’ll just keep doing what you’re doing.

Wolfie: You had faith in me when no one else did. You were the only person that thought I could become leader. I’m sorry I disappointed you. Make me proud, Wolfie, and make it to the top.

Ads: You were once my ultimate role model. I always wanted to be like you. Now, I’m not so sure that you’re my role model, but I hope you can get the Nachos back to the way they were when Person led.

Nathan: One of the nicest people I’ve ever met on chat. Even when I was a noob, he gave me a chance. He’s also gave me enough confidence to try out for reporter. He included me in just about everything he did. Thanks.

Skloop: Ok, sure, people think you’re biased and all that. I think you’re a nice guy. It’s hard to be fair when you’re judging a battle in which one of the competitors is your own army.

Matt: One of my best friends. Don’t let that demotion get you down. Keep trying. You’ll make it to the top.

Everyone else I might have missed: If I ever come back some day (which, if that will ever happen, will probably be in at least a year), I want to see you guys thriving, not being lazy and having every army except ACP slowly dieing.

So that’s it. Goodbye. You will not see me on chat. You will not see me comment on anything or make a post. You will probably never see me again. Like I said, if I ever do visit (which is highly unlikely) it will be in at least a year. So bye.

~Godzilla Ham~

65 Responses

  1. You’re a girl? O_O

  2. I know this makes me an ignorant person but 1st!

  3. 3rd

  4. Thank you very much 😉

  5. Pie o.O

  6. I will miss you a lot. I had a couple of funny moments with yiu, remember my noob army? I plY siccer as well and I will soin retire due to a few scoutx coming to my games I hope you have a sucessful career and one day we may meat in the soccer world


  8. Recruited for the U13 G Team? Yeah, and I’m Superman.

  9. I swim 6 days a week for 2 hours (plus meets) and I can still come on here.

  10. Was this post needed?

  11. I wish I would have met you. Op there goes another girl from CP armies.

  12. You’re a girl?

  13. ikr ven

  14. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, why is it that every person i think is a guy is a girl O_O

  15. No one cares? This is for big news not for something no one cares about -.-

  16. Bai Godzilla, sucks to see you go. I’ll miss your posts and your company on chat.

    Adios, mai friend, have fun with soccer.

  17. I knew Godzilla was a girl before you all! (maniac)

  18. YOU’RE A GIRL?

  19. Is anyone else a girl…like it’s not obvious that you’re a girl.

    ‘Cause some names like Etac and Godzilla make people think your a guy.

  20. Good bye godzilla
    Who’s takin his spot then

  21. No, don’t retire. You where a legend in the making and one of my best friends ever in armies 🙁

    • The “legend in making” part is kinda obsolete due to the “best friend” part. There’s a little personal bias there.

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